The aliens came from distant stars.
But still they turned left not right at mars!
They gave me such a terrible fright.
When they crashed into my room last night.
They couldn’t find any black hole gold.
I told them my dad was just as old.
They checked that he was old enough.
To pass off as ancient alien stuff.
The test results all blew their minds!
It was one of histories greatest finds!
I mean, how many children can truthfully say…
They’re dad’s a hundred if he’s a day!
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