9 Ways to get rid of your brother!

1.Tempt him with a burger to a far away place.

2. Sit him in a rocket leave him up in space.

3.Get a long, strong rope tie him to a tree.

4. Leave him in a river where crocodiles can see.

5.Bring him to a lab , drown him in green goo.

6. Have a go at re-housing him in your local zoo.

7.Take him to a magic shop; get them to saw him in half.

8.Just take him home and drown him in your bath.

9.Take him back to the brother shop;try to get another.

Now you have nine perfect ways to ditch your horrid brother.